002 [video/action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[Sooo Hayate's been here for about a month now. And you know what he has done? Nothing. No making breakfast for people early in the morning, lunch in the afternoon, dinner in the evening, or even random cakes that look like they were made by Cake Boss at 2 AM. No cleaning, no sneaking talking tigers around Japan and getting hit by cars... Nope. Nothing. And as such, he feels like a lazyass right now.

Sure, he has helped people here and there with cooking (especially his neighbors whose closet door he completely mutilated), and yeah, relaxing is great, but... if he's going to possibly end up being here for months, or even years? He wants to do something more productive! ..And naturally, this productivity doesn't exactly end up benefiting him in any way whatsoever but. Oh well. So after some thought as to how he should go about this, he goes ahead and makes a video entry.]

Hello, people of Luceti! My name is Hayate Ayasaki. [..How should he approach this again..] ..Ah, back at home, I happen to be a butler. Milady isn't here though, so I figured I may as well find something to do with my time since I'm not quite sure what else to do here...

So! I wanted to offer being anyone's butler, or... something like that, anyway. Since I wouldn't be living with the person or anything, ahaha... [He laughs a bit nervously.] But I could at least help people out with housework such as cleaning or cooking. Would anyone happen to be interested? It wouldn't be limited to one person, either.. I wouldn't mind helping multiple people with that. Or with anything else, for that matter. So if someone doesn't need me to do housework, I could at least help with things like moving furniture and stuff... or whatever else, really! I'll do my best with whatever it is.

[And then a long pause, as he thinks of whether or not he has anything else to say... nope.] Ah, I guess that's about it, so... just let me know!

[And then off the feed goes...! Later on, Hayate can be found around the item shop, looking for things like nails and screws. It's about time he fixed that door of Aoba and Mikado's...! And then he'll be heading on back to C7.]

Comments

[Voice] - 1/3

[thatsnotcute]

[Oh my god, is this reality? Or is it fantasy?]

[Voice] - 2/3

[thatsnotcute]

[Oh, god, it really is real! Perona all but squeals with delight and spins around in her little room. A butler! A real butler is offering himself up for the taking! Someone to cook, to clean, to cater to her every desire! Someone who'll just be there and listen to every single thing she says! It's...it's wonderful - like a dream! Now she doesn't have to be alone anymore, either. Her stuffed animals she's collected are nice, but only go so far as to keep her "company".

This will be perfect. Just like it should be. Just like HOME!]

[Voice] - 3/3

[thatsnotcute]

M-Me! Me, I need a servant to take care of me! [Look at how happy and excited she is. Perona's all smiles - this is the best thing that could have ever happened to her.] Can you cook well? A-And do whatever I say?! Oh, you're a little bit cute, but I'll have to dress you up nicer...ah! But it's all right this time! I don't mind if you're not that cute. I just want someone to do all the things I can't.

[And be there. Perona doesn't want to be alone in this big building, this empty floor, anymore.] Please? I promise I'll treat you well! ♥

[Voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

[Oh my, so enthusiastic! Which makes Hayate all the more happy about giving out this offer. ...The "dressing up" part makes him feel rather iffy, but hey..! If anything, this girl kind of reminds him of Nagi in that aspect, as well as just.. all this overall enthusiasm over a servant (kind of).]

Ahaha.. Yes, I can cook well. I'd be happy to serve you, miss!

[Voice]

[mistlegacy]

Hm... we can never have too much help at the Welcome Center. If cooking or cleaning there suits your interests, we'd be glad to have you.

[Voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

Ahh, I was actually wondering if the Welcome Center or restaurant here needed any help with that. I would be happy to do so!

[Voice]

[mistlegacy]

Wonderful! I'm Rydia, one of the main volunteers. I'm there most mornings, especially as a new cycle begins.

[voice]

[redjacketthief]

....

Can you cook? What kind of hours do you keep?

[These are very important details for a man who can't cook better than a college frat boy and has an erratic sleep schedule.]

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

Yes, I can! [And incredibly well, at that.]

I'm fine with whatever hours they may be, even if it's late at night. I usually only sleep three hours or so, anyway. [Saying this like it's totally normal.]

[voice]

[redjacketthief]

Three...?

[That's less than him on an extended job!]

How do you manage that? Is there some kind of secret vitamin or anti-melatonin that keeps you awake without the annoying jitters or a crash and burn right when you're trying to stealthily escape Interpol once again?

[Voice]

[fyulong]

[...INTRIGUING.]

Can a servant hire another servant?

[Voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

[. . .]

...Is this what one would call "servantception"...? [no really what. Not that he would mind but... still, that's weird.]

[Voice]

[fyulong]

...Servant-what?

[Uh... maybe he should elaborate.]

Well, okay, it's like this- my roommate, Shuri, he really likes all the chores done for him. It's what he's used to. And back home my family used to serve his. So... I guess I kind of fell into the habit of serving him here, too. But if someone else wanted the job, I'm happy to give it away! I'd rather be doing other stuff anyway.

[voice]

[doubleppk]

Cooking? What kind?

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

Any kind! [He's very confident in his cooking skills. And with good reason.]

[magentarific]

Cooking! [ As soon as she saw this post, that's what she decided to say. Keeping things clean, she's always been pretty good at, but cooking? There is a kid in this house that probably can't live off of junk food and restaurants much longer even if Yuri didn't want some real food.

That other stuff sounds good too.. ] We could use some help in House 40!

[whimsicalwinds]

Ah, hello, Yurippe-san!

[He's been meaning to talk to Yuri about this, actually. Yotsuba had been telling him how nobody was able to cook in their house, and how they all just ate junk food. So he's glad to finally have a chance to work something out.]

I would be happy to help all of you out there. Yotsuba and the rude and suspicious person live there too, right? [The latter being Naoi, as (basically) defined by Yotsuba.]

voice;

[phasingthrough]

You're actually willing to do that? Like, clean people's houses for them? What about you? You shouldn't be doing all the work.

voice;

[whimsicalwinds]

Of course! And I'm happy enough being able to do the work for others, so it's fine, really. It is my job, after all.

[voice]

[penetrated]

Ehe... Ayasaki-san really enjoys doing this sort of thing, huh. [It was really nice of him to help them out though! Especially since he was kind enough to undress during working hours.]

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

Mm, I suppose I do. I know there are a number of people here who need help like that though, so I figured it would be a good idea for me to offer it, ahaha..

[voice]

[shinesbrightest]

Is it really okay for you to be making an offer like that...?

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

Eh? I don't see why not. If people here happen to need the help, I'm more than happy to give it.

[voice]

[cop_an_attitude]

[Really. Interesting...]

I'm not sure how I'd compensate you, but provided we can work something out, how do you expect you'd be at helping someone move a sofa up seven flights of stairs?

[Sally may be having a few issues getting properly moved in.]

[voice]

[whimsicalwinds]

You don't have to worry about compensation, but I'd be completely fine doing that, miss!

[He can do it on his own too, really...]