whimsicalwinds | 001 [action]

Entry tags:

001 [action]

[action | locked to Mikawdoe and Aobutt]

[Hayate knew that something was wrong the moment he woke up on some sort of wood flooring, feeling incredibly groggy. He figured he may have just overslept (past his usual one to three hours a night) and somehow fallen off of his bed. Even that is pretty peculiar though. Now isn't the time to lay around and ponder about it though; he needs to go make breakfast! If he really did oversleep this much, then Nagi and all of the others in the Violet mansion must already be up and... no, no this is not good. Hayate feels so irresponsible right now ugh. Once he pushes himself up and onto his feet, he suddenly feels a bunch of hanging fabric surrounding him. Clothes, maybe? Regardless of what they are though, this is still really confusing and just as weird. It's when he moves his a arms around to feel his surroundings that he discovers where exactly he is.

How the hell did he manage to get inside of a closet?

Well. Again, no time for pondering! Except closets and wardrobes obviously aren't meant to open from the inside, which poses a bit of a problem.

...Which is why Mikado and Aoba just may hear a large crashing sound from one of their bedrooms.]

[Open to all!]

[Anyone walking around in community building 7, the plaza, or possibly anywhere else in the village may come across a walking box. Inside this walking box is the feminine-looking Hayate, wearing the girls' new feather dress, no less. Absolutely no one must see him in a dress, nope...

It's rather hard to see where he's going (even with a small opening in the box), so he just may get lost on his way to the clothing store and end up anywhere around the village..! Or he may bump into you. Which, in that case, one may hear shouting from inside of the mysterious box-]

U-uwaaaaaaaah! I'm sorry, please excuse me!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[A box just apologized to him.

...

Hm, must be New Feather season. Now, the question is, will he find a new arrival underneath the box or is the box the new arrival? (Sanji is not about to rule out that latter possibility. This place takes everything else)]

You're gonna hurt someone crawling in that thing, kid. [ARE YOU MALE? OR FEMALE? Until the answer is revealed, Sanji keeps his tone neutral]

[Clearly the box is the new arrival! Despite the fact that it has no wings. But details, details...!

What does matter is the fact that Hayate bumped into this guy and spoke up. Whoops.]

I feel bad doing it for that reason, but unfortunately, it's necessary...

"Necessary"...?

Oi, if you're worried about your appearance, don't be. Nothing surprises us in Luceti anymore. [Strut that stuff, Hayate. Wear your dress with pride.]

[Despite the fact that he's worn dresses way more times than a man should ever have to in his life, it's still really, really embarrassing, okay...]

N-no, I don't think you understand, sir... This is really embarrassing, and I'd prefer that nobody sees me like this. [You know. Without the box.]

[The sad thing is if Sanji knew about his predicament... let's just say this man can empathize. A lot. Though perhaps not for the same reasons]

... That bad, huh? [Well shit, now he's curious, and tilts his head closer like he might suddenly be gifted with X-Ray vision.] Maaaah, but you can't hide under there forever.

[He'll find out soon enough, probably...]

Yes-- W-would you kindly not get that close to it? [He can sense your head getting closer, and you damn well better not have X-Ray vision.]

And I know I can't do it forever; I just... need to do it at least until I get to the clothing shop.

Relax. I'm not gonna look. [Okay, the voice sounds faintly masculine, though it's so muffled by the box he can't bet on that. In any case, Sanji smirks briefly before straightening.]

And if it's that big of a deal, I can lead you in that direction.

[Hayate definitely perks up upon hearing that, and his enthusiasm is evident in his tone now.]

A-ahh, could you really?! You're such a kind person, sir... If you're not busy or anything, I would appreciate that a lot!

So long as you don't trip into me again. [He turns on a heel, footsteps coming casually and slowly]

Lucky for you, it's not too far. The village isn't what you'd called expansive.

I'll be careful not to! Thank you very much, aha... [He follows at the same pace, if not a bit slower to make sure that he doesn't bump into Sanji again.]

The building I arrived in wasn't far from it, according to the two people I met there. [Whom he confused for as Narnian yakuza.] I must have gone the wrong way though, seeing as how I can't see very well through this box..

Why don't you stand up a little more? So the top shitty half is covered.

... Or is that giving away too much.

[The top shitty half...]

That is definitely giving away too much. It's what I'm wearing that's the problem...

... You're a guy, aren't you?

[It takes him a moment to respond. Trying not to sound too irritated here, man...]

Y-yes, I am... Which is why nobody can see this.

... Right, right. [Oh, he's got a pretty good idea of why this is a problem]

Fine, I understand. Your secret is safe with me.

Thank you for understanding and keeping it a secret, sir...

[He likes you already, Sanji. Now are we almost there yet...]

[Patience, young crossdresser! Sanji, true to his word, is leading Hayate to the clothing store, and even doubling as a lookout so they don't run into anyone. It's harder than it looks when a box is following you.

But eventually the plaza clears, and the chef's voice picks up]

Building right in front of us. We'll be there in a sec.

[It's hard to be patient when you're crawling on all fours in a sundress! And in the middle of winter, no less. But Hayate pulls through and lets out a sigh of relief once they get to the building.]

Ahh finally! Just let me know when it's safe to get up and take the box off, please.

[Looking to the left... then the right...

Y E P]

You're in luck; no one's here.

R-really...?! [Wow Hayate's actually lucky for once? Awesome.

He'd feel at least a little uncomfortable about even showing this guy his attire, but seeing as how he had helped him so much... he'll just deal with it and go ahead and get up, then remove the box from his head.]

There we go! That's much better. [Relatively speaking, of course. Finding his actual clothes -- men's clothes -- is now a thing to do.]

[... It's not the dress that takes Sanji by surprise. Good fuckin lord, this guy is practically lolita. The man makes a strangled sound in his throat]

[......]

W-what...?

... You get mistaken for a girl a lot, don't you?

[Your bro points are going down, man. Sob.]

Y-yes, a little bit... In generally only happens when Milady forces me into dresses though, rather than normally.

[sorry man, Sanji is nothing if not blunt and to the point]

... Your mistress forced your into women's clothing. [WHELP he's done with this conversation. What you two do in your spare time is not his business. COUGH]