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[Hayate knew that something was wrong the moment he woke up on some sort of wood flooring, feeling incredibly groggy. He figured he may have just overslept (past his usual one to three hours a night) and somehow fallen off of his bed. Even that is pretty peculiar though. Now isn't the time to lay around and ponder about it though; he needs to go make breakfast! If he really did oversleep this much, then Nagi and all of the others in the Violet mansion must already be up and... no, no this is not good. Hayate feels so irresponsible right now ugh. Once he pushes himself up and onto his feet, he suddenly feels a bunch of hanging fabric surrounding him. Clothes, maybe? Regardless of what they are though, this is still really confusing and just as weird. It's when he moves his a arms around to feel his surroundings that he discovers where exactly he is.

How the hell did he manage to get inside of a closet?

Well. Again, no time for pondering! Except closets and wardrobes obviously aren't meant to open from the inside, which poses a bit of a problem.

...Which is why Mikado and Aoba just may hear a large crashing sound from one of their bedrooms.]

[Open to all!]

[Anyone walking around in community building 7, the plaza, or possibly anywhere else in the village may come across a walking box. Inside this walking box is the feminine-looking Hayate, wearing the girls' new feather dress, no less. Absolutely no one must see him in a dress, nope...

It's rather hard to see where he's going (even with a small opening in the box), so he just may get lost on his way to the clothing store and end up anywhere around the village..! Or he may bump into you. Which, in that case, one may hear shouting from inside of the mysterious box-]

U-uwaaaaaaaah! I'm sorry, please excuse me!

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[Looking to the left... then the right...

Y E P]

You're in luck; no one's here.

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R-really...?! [Wow Hayate's actually lucky for once? Awesome.

He'd feel at least a little uncomfortable about even showing this guy his attire, but seeing as how he had helped him so much... he'll just deal with it and go ahead and get up, then remove the box from his head.]

There we go! That's much better. [Relatively speaking, of course. Finding his actual clothes -- men's clothes -- is now a thing to do.]

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[... It's not the dress that takes Sanji by surprise. Good fuckin lord, this guy is practically lolita. The man makes a strangled sound in his throat]

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W-what...?

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... You get mistaken for a girl a lot, don't you?

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[Your bro points are going down, man. Sob.]

Y-yes, a little bit... In generally only happens when Milady forces me into dresses though, rather than normally.

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[sorry man, Sanji is nothing if not blunt and to the point]

... Your mistress forced your into women's clothing. [WHELP he's done with this conversation. What you two do in your spare time is not his business. COUGH]

[action] 1/3 I think

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[And Hayate has a specialty in misunderstanding, so Sanji's implication? Right over his head.]

Yes, she did! She really enjoyed it, for some reason--

[action] 2/5 I lied

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[action] 4/5

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[action] yeah there

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I-it's not the sort of thing that you may be thinking!

[action] LOL beautiful

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I still don't wanna hear about it!

[HIS POOR, INNOCENT MIND, SULLIED!]

Just let me pretend I didn't hear that shit. [He's got a hand slapped over his eyes like he's got a headache]

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[HAYATE'S POOR, INNOCENT IMAGE, SULLIED...

Being Hayate is suffering oh god this guy doesn't get it!]

N-no no, really! It's not like that at all! Besides, Milady is only thirteen a-and...! Absolutely not!

[Hayate stop doing that thing you do. Just. Stop...]

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--You're taking advantage of a sweet, innocent thirteen-year-old lady!?

[HE MISJUDGED YOU, HEATHEN]

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[...BEING HAYATE IS SUFFERING AAAAH.]

E-eeeeeeeeh?! Absolutely not! That's not it at all, really! [Just hearing about such a thing makes him feel dirty...] I'm her butler a-and she's done a lot for me... So I can't possibly refuse to wear such things! It's not any sort of impure thing like you're suggesting though! I-it just helps inspire her for writing manga...

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... A butler. [O...kay then. He doesn't even know what this manga business is, save some apparent hobby.

Hayate does seem to be sincere, though. The chef sighs and straightens, head canted slightly] Alright, I believe you.

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[Hayate nods at the first comment. It's kind of weird, he knows...! But that's how it is...

And so he lets out a sigh of relief when Sanji says that. He is now a bro again...] R-really...? Thank you for believing me! I was really worried there..

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So far, you haven't given me a reason to doubt you. [he can be a fair guy. sometimes.

Besides, Sanji's glad for the box incident. It means he never had to hit on the poor kid. B|]

Get some clothes and I'll show you around Luceti, if you want.

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[Hayate would be glad about this if he knew that too. It means he never had to punch him in the face--

But yes! Sanji's understanding lifted Hayate's mood a lot, so he smiles and nods.]

Thank you very much! I would like that a lot. I'll go look for them now!

[Without even a beat, he'll go ahead and start searching right away..!]

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[Yes, you do that, Hayate. Sanji will be over here wondering how he always finds the strange New Feathers. He must've been born under some sadistic star]

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[He's not strange! He's just very special...

It takes him a bit to find some clothes, especially since instead of his butler uniform being there, the Sanzenin maid one is... which makes Hayate yell, "What sort of joke is this?!" Buuut he'll find some other clothing he can wear soon enough. Just a winter jacket and pants will do.]

There we go! I'm sorry if I took too long, sir.

[action] whoops, sorry this took so long! /lost the tag in email

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It's Sanji, not "sir".

[he turns and gives Hayate a look-over... alright, not bad. At least this way Sanji can tell he's a boy.] And you're fine.

[action] Don't worry about it! o/

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Sanji? In that case, I apologize if I took too long, Sanji-san!

[Good. Because he should look like a boy! Though now that he knows Sanji's name, it's only proper that he introduces himself as well.] My name's Hayate. Hayate Ayasaki.

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Nice meetin' ya, Hayate.

Now let's get started on that tour. Later we can drop by Seventh Heaven and I'll make you something to eat.