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[Sooo Hayate's been here for about a month now. And you know what he has done? Nothing. No making breakfast for people early in the morning, lunch in the afternoon, dinner in the evening, or even random cakes that look like they were made by Cake Boss at 2 AM. No cleaning, no sneaking talking tigers around Japan and getting hit by cars... Nope. Nothing. And as such, he feels like a lazyass right now.

Sure, he has helped people here and there with cooking (especially his neighbors whose closet door he completely mutilated), and yeah, relaxing is great, but... if he's going to possibly end up being here for months, or even years? He wants to do something more productive! ..And naturally, this productivity doesn't exactly end up benefiting him in any way whatsoever but. Oh well. So after some thought as to how he should go about this, he goes ahead and makes a video entry.]

Hello, people of Luceti! My name is Hayate Ayasaki. [..How should he approach this again..] ..Ah, back at home, I happen to be a butler. Milady isn't here though, so I figured I may as well find something to do with my time since I'm not quite sure what else to do here...

So! I wanted to offer being anyone's butler, or... something like that, anyway. Since I wouldn't be living with the person or anything, ahaha... [He laughs a bit nervously.] But I could at least help people out with housework such as cleaning or cooking. Would anyone happen to be interested? It wouldn't be limited to one person, either.. I wouldn't mind helping multiple people with that. Or with anything else, for that matter. So if someone doesn't need me to do housework, I could at least help with things like moving furniture and stuff... or whatever else, really! I'll do my best with whatever it is.

[And then a long pause, as he thinks of whether or not he has anything else to say... nope.] Ah, I guess that's about it, so... just let me know!

[And then off the feed goes...! Later on, Hayate can be found around the item shop, looking for things like nails and screws. It's about time he fixed that door of Aoba and Mikado's...! And then he'll be heading on back to C7.]

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[Oh my god, is this reality? ~~Or is it fantasy?~~]

Edited (LMAO WRONG SUBJECT TITLE 8Da;;) 2012-04-09 23:48 (UTC)

[Oh, god, it really is real! Perona all but squeals with delight and spins around in her little room. A butler! A real butler is offering himself up for the taking! Someone to cook, to clean, to cater to her every desire! Someone who'll just be there and listen to every single thing she says! It's...it's wonderful - like a dream! Now she doesn't have to be alone anymore, either. Her stuffed animals she's collected are nice, but only go so far as to keep her "company".

This will be perfect. Just like it should be. Just like HOME!]

Hm... we can never have too much help at the Welcome Center. If cooking or cleaning there suits your interests, we'd be glad to have you.

M-Me! Me, I need a servant to take care of me! [Look at how happy and excited she is. Perona's all smiles - this is the best thing that could have ever happened to her.] Can you cook well? A-And do whatever I say?! Oh, you're a little bit cute, but I'll have to dress you up nicer...ah! But it's all right this time! I don't mind if you're not that cute. I just want someone to do all the things I can't.

[And be there. Perona doesn't want to be alone in this big building, this empty floor, anymore.] Please? I promise I'll treat you well! ♥

....

Can you cook? What kind of hours do you keep?

[These are very important details for a man who can't cook better than a college frat boy and has an erratic sleep schedule.]

[...INTRIGUING.]

Can a servant hire another servant?

[. . .]

...Is this what one would call "servantception"...? [no really what. Not that he would mind but... still, that's weird.]

Yes, I can! [And incredibly well, at that.]

I'm fine with whatever hours they may be, even if it's late at night. I usually only sleep three hours or so, anyway. [Saying this like it's totally normal.]

Edited 2012-04-10 00:33 (UTC)

Ahh, I was actually wondering if the Welcome Center or restaurant here needed any help with that. I would be happy to do so!

[Oh my, so enthusiastic! Which makes Hayate all the more happy about giving out this offer. ...The "dressing up" part makes him feel rather iffy, but hey..! If anything, this girl kind of reminds him of Nagi in that aspect, as well as just.. all this overall enthusiasm over a servant (kind of).]

Ahaha.. Yes, I can cook well. I'd be happy to serve you, miss!

Three...?

[That's less than him on an extended job!]

How do you manage that? Is there some kind of secret vitamin or anti-melatonin that keeps you awake without the annoying jitters or a crash and burn right when you're trying to stealthily escape Interpol once again?

Edited 2012-04-10 00:40 (UTC)

Cooking? What kind?

Ah, n-no, there aren't any secret vitamins that help me do that. [...Interpol? That totally sounds familiar, though Hayate won't dwell on it. Nagi's the one who's into anime and cartoons, anyway.]

It's just that back at home, I usually spent my days working as a butler as Milady's mansion while attending school and working at another part-time job with two of my friends. So between all of that and studying, I never really had the time to sleep. Even before then, when my parents had me working multiple jobs to make up for their gambling, I didn't sleep much. But I get along fine on those few hours, so it's okay!

Any kind! [He's very confident in his cooking skills. And with good reason.]

Cooking! [ As soon as she saw this post, that's what she decided to say. Keeping things clean, she's always been pretty good at, but cooking? There is a kid in this house that probably can't live off of junk food and restaurants much longer even if Yuri didn't want some real food.

That other stuff sounds good too.. ] We could use some help in House 40!

Ah, hello, Yurippe-san!

[He's been meaning to talk to Yuri about this, actually. Yotsuba had been telling him how nobody was able to cook in their house, and how they all just ate junk food. So he's glad to finally have a chance to work something out.]

I would be happy to help all of you out there. Yotsuba and the rude and suspicious person live there too, right? [The latter being Naoi, as (basically) defined by Yotsuba.]

...

Kid. You deserve a medal of some kind for being so cheerful about something so...not cheery!

Yeah, but you can skip his room and not make him food, since Naoi won't make any food for the rest of us.

Wonderful! I'm Rydia, one of the main volunteers. I'm there most mornings, especially as a new cycle begins.

A-ah... I don't think it's that much of a big deal, really! I'm used to it and don't mind it, anyway.

It's very nice to meet you, Rydia-san! I introduced myself earlier, but my name's Hayate. When would you like me to come in to work?

Seriously!? Well, if you don't mind crazy hours or whenever the restaurants are too full, that'd be amazing!

A-ah... I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate that though. And I'd feel bad giving you and Yotsuba food while not doing anything for him as well, no matter how much of a suspicious person he may be.

Yes, seriously! And I wouldn't mind that at all, miss.

That's not a good thing to be used to, but if you insist...

How do you feel about random midnight calls around midnight or so? I keep a strange sleep schedule, and meals are forgettable when I'm working. Running to the restaurants or shops for food also get forgotten when I'm working.

...I've got nothing to pay you with either, unfortunately, but I can still find a way to make it worth your while.

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