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[whimsicalwinds]

[action | locked to Mikawdoe and Aobutt]

[Hayate knew that something was wrong the moment he woke up on some sort of wood flooring, feeling incredibly groggy. He figured he may have just overslept (past his usual one to three hours a night) and somehow fallen off of his bed. Even that is pretty peculiar though. Now isn't the time to lay around and ponder about it though; he needs to go make breakfast! If he really did oversleep this much, then Nagi and all of the others in the Violet mansion must already be up and... no, no this is not good. Hayate feels so irresponsible right now ugh. Once he pushes himself up and onto his feet, he suddenly feels a bunch of hanging fabric surrounding him. Clothes, maybe? Regardless of what they are though, this is still really confusing and just as weird. It's when he moves his a arms around to feel his surroundings that he discovers where exactly he is.

How the hell did he manage to get inside of a closet?

Well. Again, no time for pondering! Except closets and wardrobes obviously aren't meant to open from the inside, which poses a bit of a problem.

...Which is why Mikado and Aoba just may hear a large crashing sound from one of their bedrooms.]

[Open to all!]

[Anyone walking around in community building 7, the plaza, or possibly anywhere else in the village may come across a walking box. Inside this walking box is the feminine-looking Hayate, wearing the girls' new feather dress, no less. Absolutely no one must see him in a dress, nope...

It's rather hard to see where he's going (even with a small opening in the box), so he just may get lost on his way to the clothing store and end up anywhere around the village..! Or he may bump into you. Which, in that case, one may hear shouting from inside of the mysterious box-]

U-uwaaaaaaaah! I'm sorry, please excuse me!

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[Action]

[roboredom]

DO YOU WANT TO SUBMIT TO THIS BOX'S FATE, GIRL!?

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[...wow wow is that how you treat girls, Robo-Ky... But whatever! Clearly he really is talking to Hayate, so he lets out an exasperated sigh and turns around.

To use a feminine voice or not... okay, no. it went over terribly last time he did that, and above all else, this is a robot.]

N-no, I'd rather not. I'm sorry for not acknowledging you before; I thought you may have been talking to someone else!

[Action]

[roboredom]

[If Robo-Ky's eyes could narrow... wait, they just did.] THEN LEARN TO USE YOUR DEFECTIVE BRAIN! DID YOU GET EATEN BY THIS BOX?

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[Wow what a--what? Eaten by a box? Really...?

Hayate's got a good idea though, so he'll smile and say-]

Y-yes, it did! But you saved me, so thank you very much, sir! [Sir Robot? Whatever.]

[Action]

[roboredom]

YOU WERE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. [Still under the impression that Hayate is a girl, voice or not.]

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[that's okay; a girl thought he was one for a good 30 chapters or so despite his actual voice...

But wow, damsel in distress huh... Talking to Robo-ky like this almost hurts.]

I suppose I was, but I'm not anymore now, so...! [..yeah] By the way, do you happen to know where the clothing shop is? I'm one of those "new feathers," so I'd like to find my clothes from home.

[Action]

[roboredom]

ONLY IF I GET A REWARD FOR SAVING YOU, DAMSEL! [Yes, this is happening right now.]

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[.............................]

Like what, sir?

[Action]

[roboredom]

DON'T RESCUERS GET A KISS FROM A FAIR MAIDEN?

[This is happening right now.]

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.]

E-eeeeeeeeeeeeh?! Y-you're not serious, are you?!

[Action]

[roboredom]

I RISKED MY LIFE TO SAVE YOU! [TOTALLY SERIOUS.]

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

There's no way that I'm doing that!

[Push this over the line and he won't hesitant to punch your robot face in, man...]

[Action]

[roboredom]

[His robot face has taken punches from more manly girls than you, Hayate.]

BUT THAT IS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK! I SAVE THE DAMSEL, AND I GET REWARDED A KISS BECAUSE OF HOW GRATEFUL SHE IS!

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[relevant]

I get the feeling that I should go ask someone else for help... [..except this stupid robot TRASHED HIS BOX. 8|]

[Action]

[roboredom]

I ALREADY HELPED YOU AND KILLED THE BOX! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!? GET EATEN BY ANOTHER WALKING BOX AND CON THAT SAVIOR OUT OF HIS WELL-DESERVED KISS!?

[He points dramatically, clearly unsatisfied with the service of this restaurant. Wait, what restaurant?] YOU HUSSY!

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[A hussy. Really...]

I doubt another box is going to eat me, sir. I just need help in finding the clothing shop, that's all.

[Walking away is very tempting now.]

[Action]

[roboredom]

NO ONE WILL WANT TO HELP AN UGLY, MASCULINE WOMAN LIKE YOURSELF! AND YOU'RE A CHEATER TOO!

[He's decided to stoop down to petty insults now.]

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[..................

Just this face.

Robo-Ky, you're this close...]

[Action]

[roboredom]

[...........]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

[Action]

[whimsicalwinds]

[...........]

You're really irritating, Robot-san...

[Action]

[roboredom]

[...........]

THAT IS NOT MY NAME, WOMAN.

[Action] oh crap I thought I replied to this I APOLOGIZE ZANUGUU

[whimsicalwinds]

[......]

You haven't told me your name yet, so I wouldn't know, Robot-san. Now could you please show me where I can find my clothes?

[Action] APOLOGY ACCEPTED MELMAN

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky stares long and hard at Hayaye. Long. And Hard.]

YOU CHEATED ME AND YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU? [Still not telling "her" his name.]

[Action] Thank you Zanipples.

[whimsicalwinds]

[Ohohoh--I mean.]

I didn't cheat you, Robot-san! There's no reason for me to do such a thing, and there's no way that I'm going to do it! [NO KISSES FOR YOU.]

[Action] You're welcome Mell-o.

[roboredom]

THEN YOU GET NOTHING FROM ME!