whimsicalwinds | 003 [Voice/Action]

[Voice | Filtered from Yuri Nakamura]
[After doing his normal every day chores like cooking and cleaning over in House 40, Hayate realizes just how hard Yuri has been working on this volleyball tournament thing she's been planning! Between the planning itself, recruiting, and all the posters and flyer she and Hayate had to make just a couple days ago, it's quite a bit of work, yep. And you know what comes after the tournament? Her birthday. Which... Hayate is positive most people don't know about, since lol Yuri telling people it. So before heading on out to pass out flyers and all, he throws a voice entry up in his journal.]

Hello, Luceti!-- [...pause.] A-ah, I should probably filter this, shouldn't I... [..Yeah gonna go ahead and do that! Not really much of a strong filter, but oh well. Hopefully that'll do?!] Hm... There we go! Okay! So ah.. How should I put this... For any of you who happen to be friends with Yurippe-san, her birthday happens to be coming up! It's on the 30th of this month. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have mentioned it to many people, but seeing as how she works very hard here, I figured her friends should know about it, ahaha..

Yurippe-san mentioned putting together a volleyball tournament a few weeks ago, so I urge any and all of you to join that! It'll be a lot of fun. If you have any questions on that, you could ask her! Or I suppose you could ask me as well and I could just relay the question to her, aha... It's like I've become a messenger boy... But ah, I'll be handing out flyers Yurippe-san and I made later on, so if you're interested, they'll be around in the plaza!

I think that's about it, so... Thank you for listening, and I hope you all join in on tournament!

[Filtered to Madoka]
Are you busy at all today, Kaname-san?

[Action]
[Just as promised, later on in the mid to late afternoon, Hayate will be out in the plaza, hanging up posters and handing out flyers for the volleyball tournament, yup. Feel free to bump into him while he's out and about! Or well. He'll just be holding out of the flyers out to you. And yeah.]

((ooc; OOC plotting and sign-ups for the volleyball tournament are over here!))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Yes, I do! I asked her a while back about it, so--

[wait

wait what WHY IS HE BEING SHUSHED.]

E-eh? Y-Yotsuba...?!

It's a secret!! Shhh!! Stop talking about it Hayate!!

[Shouting is the best way to tell a person to be quiet.]

[OH NO...]

U-uwaaaaah...?! Y-Yotsuba?! What are you --

You can't talk about Yurippe's birthday, it's a secreeet!!

[So shut your fat mouth you loser. Never mind that she's shouting loud enough for people outside walking by their house to hear her.]

[..oh OH YOTSUBA DON'T YELL IT HE PUT A FILTER THERE FOR A REASON.]

...E-eeeeeh?! Yotsuba, I don't think you should be yelling it so loudly... but ah... Considering how much hard work she's been doing lately, I figured it was a good idea to let any of her friends know about it... She does deserve it, after all.

[IT'S NOT LIKE SHE NOTICED THE FILTER!]

Ohhh okay. Not a secret anymore, I'll tell all of Yotsuba's friends about it!

[In which Yotsuba is easily swayed and completely forgets about promising Yuri that she would keep her birthday a secret.]

[excellent]

Well, if they know Yurippe-san, you should definitely do so! But ah... Don't tell her that we've been telling people, okay? We should keep it a surprise.

[A surprise like a surprise party? Yes, she knows about surprises! But wait, now she's a little confused.]

What's the difference between surprises and secrets? I'm kinda confused.

[Since you're not meant to tell anyone about either of them.]

Mm... Well, with secrets, generally the subject is solely kept between a certain group of people and is never told. But with surprises, eventually the person finds out.

[And now she understands. Sort of.]

So that's how it works. Ohhh. That means we can't have secret parties. [...] What if a surprise is a secret?

Kind of, yes. Instead, people can have surprise parties. But ah... if a surprise was a secret... Um, I'm not sure.. I suppose if that were the case, it couldn't be a surprise anymore...? Since the person would never find out...

But what if Yotsuba was told to keep a surprise party a secret? Would there be no party?

[These questions are terribly important.]

Well... It would only have to be a secret up until the special guest arrives, so...

But it's a secret, they can never find out! No parties ever!! [And she really likes parties too.] Why Hayate?!

A-ah... Is this some sort of secret surprise birthday party paradox...?!

It's a paradox!! What's that?! Why is there a paraducks Hayate?! [...] Quack quack?!

...E-eh..? N-no, not paraducks... Paradox! Though I assume a paraduck would be like some sort of paradoxical duck... Could it possibly be part goose, then...?

Gooses too? Geeses?! Parafoxes are confusing, Yotsuba is confused here! Stop, stop Hayate!!

U-uwaaaah..! I'm sorry, Yotsuba! Though paradoxes in general tend to be rather confusing...

So Yotsuba should be confused because paradoxes are confusing, okay! Yotsuba is very confused right now!!

I-I suppose so...?! But perhaps we should change the subject so you don't have to be confused anymore...

[Oh lord her head. She can't keep up with this conversation at all, even when she's been offered to change the subject.]

We should?! Okay, let's change it!! Is this a paradox too?!

Ah... Is what a paradox too, Yotsuba?

[what--]

This! Thiiis!! You said what Yotsuba said about this being a paradox too? Is this now a paradox in a parabox!? Gyaaaaaaaaah!!

[HELP HAYATE EVERYTHING IS WRONG.]

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