Er, well, there's magic and stuff but it's not Narnia... Though that would be fun... [ mumbled mostly to himself.

And after a moment's pause, he straightens up (!!) and faces Hayate. ] I'm sorry this is all so sudden. My name's Mikado Ryugamine, and this is Aoba Kuronuma. Um, I know you might be a little panicked right now, but we can help.